ohhh bollocks

*WARNING* this is another post about bollocks, mine in perticular, im writing this so that i dont foget exactly how excrusiating this pain is. 

what brought the pain on?

Me and emma went to chester zoo, for a laugh and a joke as neither of us wanted to sit in. 

we walked around the zoo, which is definatly the most/furthest i have walked since the accident. we both had to stop alot for breaks but we were doing it at our own pace and in no rush. 

we made it 1/2 of our way round the zoo with no issues (apart from the normal for us), but once we hit 1/2 way it started!

THE PAIN!!!!

for any blokes that read this, at the start its like squeezing your bollocks really hard

for the women, these little beautys feel like some one has punched you in the overies!


there is nothing you can do about it….it just comes on quick as fuck! it just stops you dead for a min and then you have to try and walk it off. 

oh fuck its getting worse!

so this is the really bad bit that i am still dealing with at the moment (as i write this)

the areas that i have circled is where the pain spreads as it progresses. 

it hurts all ip the tubes, its like they are being tied in knots. it hurts tour kidneys, your stomach, your bladder. essentially, the pain is like someone kicking your balls into the atmosphere.

lets just say we had to leave! and now 5 hours later im lied here considering if i should go back to A+E, the last time i remember them hurting this much i had torsion (bollock twisting and cutting off blood). it requires an emergancy operation and i dont really fancy another (there is still time in the night if it dont sort itself out).

anyway im gunna turn my fan on and ‘spread em!’

if you read this far, fair play! your a trouper and rather disturbed!

jon

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